Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A widower went to a dance

Oct 15, 2019
Alex and Ruth danced every dance together. Source: Getty.

A widower named Alex went to a senior citizen’s dance. There he met Ruth, a woman also advanced in years, and the pair danced every dance together.

Afterwards they went out for coffee. As they walked home, Ruth said: “You remind me of my fourth husband.”

Alex said: “Really? How many times have you been married?”

“Three,” Ruth replied.

Starts at 60 Daily Joke: An old man walks into a bar

An old man walks into a bar and orders a drink. “May I see your ID please?” The bartender asks.

“You’ve got to be kidding,” he said. “I’m almost 60 years old.”

The bartender apologised, but said he still had to see the licence. The man showed his ID, then paid and told the bartender to keep the change.

“The tip’s for carding me,” he said.

The bartender put the change in the tip cup. “Thanks,” he said. “Works every time.”

Starts at 60 Daily Joke: Two policemen are talking

The deputy says: “That’s a strange-looking dog.”

The sheriff answers: “He’s a genuine police dog.”

“He doesn’t look like any police dog I’ve ever seen.”

“Of course not. He’s in the secret service.”

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