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Daily Joke: An old man and woman were married for years

Neighbours would often hear the old couple screaming at each other. Source: Getty.

The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replied in another letter.

Written byRachael Rosel

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Daily Joke: An Irishman landed in New York City

Daily Joke: An Irishman landed in New York City

The first door he entered happened to be a large health club.

Written byRachael Rosel

He was amazed at the enormity of everything in New York. Source: Pixabay.

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Daily Joke: A pastor was asking for money to help the church

Daily Joke: A pastor was asking for money to help the church

He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said he'd like to personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate.

Written byRachael Rosel

A very quiet, elderly, saintly lady in the back of the church shyly raised her hand. Source: Pixabay.

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Daily Joke: A guy walks into a shoe store

Daily Joke: A guy walks into a shoe store

The guy says: "Just bring me a size 8."

Written byRachael Rosel

The salesman brings them, the guy stuffs his feet into them, ties them tight, and then he stands up, obviously in pain. Source: Pexels.

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3 hilarious jokes about fishing

3 hilarious jokes about fishing

Reel in these funny jokes!

Written byRachael Rosel

"Pick four large ones out and throw them at me, will you?" Source: Pexels.

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Daily Joke: A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist

Daily Joke: A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist

"I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."

Written byRachael Rosel

"And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!" Source: Pexels.

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Daily Joke: A customer was being rude to a waiter

Daily Joke: A customer was being rude to a waiter

So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn't throw out the pest.

Written byRachael Rosel

The waiter walked back and forth and never once got angry. Source: Getty.

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Daily Joke: A wife caught her husband gazing down at their baby

Daily Joke: A wife caught her husband gazing down at their baby

Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused, with eyes glistening she slipped her arm around her husband.

Written byRachael Rosel

She caught him watching carefully over their baby asleep in the crib. Source: Getty.

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Daily Joke: A young devout Christian joined a monastery

Daily Joke: A young devout Christian joined a monastery

He was put to work copying ancient holy manuscripts which he did for a number of years.

Written byRachael Rosel

The head abbott discovered him bent over an original ancient text, sobbing and weeping. Source: Pexels.

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Daily Joke: A teacher asked her class what they knew about whales

Daily Joke: A teacher asked her class what they knew about whales

The teacher smiled and said she didn’t think that was very likely.

Written byRachael Rosel

The teacher was getting impatient, and reiterated that this was physically unlikely. Source: Pexels.

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