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Daily Joke: An elderly couple met at a single’s night

He rolled over and squeezed her hand. Source: Getty.

She squeezed his hand back, and they went to sleep.

Written byRachael Rosel

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Daily Joke: Two golfers chatted after a game

Daily Joke: Two golfers chatted after a game

"Why do you say that?" asked his friend.

Written byRachael Rosel

The golfer told his friend someone cheated. Source: Getty.

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Daily Joke: A doctor finally saw his patient after a month

Daily Joke: A doctor finally saw his patient after a month

"I see you're over a month late for your appointment."

Written byRachael Rosel

The doctor said the patient was late for his appointment. Source: Getty.

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Daily Joke: A woman walks into a dentist’s office

Daily Joke: A woman walks into a dentist’s office

She asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth.

Written byRachael Rosel

The dentist gave the woman a price. Source: Pixabay.

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Daily Joke: A husband and wife are getting ready for bed

Daily Joke: A husband and wife are getting ready for bed

"Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself".

Written byRachael Rosel

As they get ready for bed, a wife asks her husband a question. Source: Getty.

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Daily Joke: A sad man orders a drink at a bar

Daily Joke: A sad man orders a drink at a bar

"Best bet is to stop drinking, go home."

Written byRachael Rosel

The barman serves him. The man drinks it orders another. Source: Pixabay.

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3 hilarious jokes about lawyers

3 hilarious jokes about lawyers

Have a laugh on us!

Written byRachael Rosel

It's time to have a laugh about lawyers and all their antics! Source: Getty.

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Daily Joke: A driver had to apologise to a farmer

Daily Joke: A driver had to apologise to a farmer

The driver sat down, wrote out a cheque and handed it to the farmer.

Written byRachael Rosel

The man apologised to the farmer. Source: Pexels.

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Daily Joke: A lady celebrated her 80th birthday on a cruise ship

Daily Joke: A lady celebrated her 80th birthday on a cruise ship

The bartender said: "Well, since it's your birthday, this one's on me."

Written byRachael Rosel

The bartender made her her drink. Source: Pixabay.

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Daily Joke: A young father was preparing for his son’s baptism

Daily Joke: A young father was preparing for his son’s baptism

"I don't mean that," the priest responded. "I mean, are you prepared spiritually?"

Written byRachael Rosel

"Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for it?" Source: Getty.

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