"You're going to feel a lot worse tomorrow."

An officer was sent to her house to investigate, and he returned a few minutes later, also with a black eye.

A tour bus loaded full of noisy tourists arrives at Runnymede, England.

For weeks she was doing well until one day she stood on the scale and showed her first weight gain.

"What on Earth is that?" she inquired of the artist standing nearby.

"Don't be ridiculous! I should get four for a dollar!"

The two officers saw a car driving in a meandering fashion along the streets and so they decided to pull it over.

On one particular occasion a nurse asked an elderly woman if she had any allergies.