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In class, the teacher turns to Johnny ...
In class, the teacher turns to Johnny. “Can you give me a sentence using the word ‘geometry’?” she asks. “Sure,”...
Brendan is reading his paper when ...
Brendan is reading his paper when his wife walks up and hits him upside the head. “Ouch! What was that...
When he turned 70, Noel purchased ...
When he turned 70, Noel purchased his first ride-on lawnmower. “This thing is great,” he told his kids. “It only...
Two weeks after Sally's first great-grandchild was born ...
Two weeks after Sally’s first great-grandchild was born, Sally ended up with babysitting duty. Her friend Martha came over for...
An old lady goes to the doctor ...
An old lady goes to the doctor. “I don’t know what’s wrong with me,” she says. “I keep farting but...
In a high school science class ...
In a high school science class, the teacher has a question for her students. “Who can tell me which organ...
Nicole was always getting in trouble ...
Nicole was always getting in trouble for falling asleep at Sunday school. One day, the teacher called on her to...
A man bought a robot ...
A man bought a robot that slaps people when they lie, and he decided to try it out at dinner....
While playing in the backyard ...
While playing in the backyard, Stevie kills a honeybee. “No honey for you for one month!” Stevie’s father says angrily....
Maria stood in front of a mirror ...
Maria stood in front of a mirror and complained to her husband about the size of her breasts. “They’re just...
A blonde calls a pharmacy ...
A blonde calls a pharmacy to ask if she needs an infant scale to weigh a baby. “No, not at...
When Jacob came home drunk ...
When Jacob came home drunk, his wife was not happy. “Where have you been?” Lauren said. “You were supposed to...
Little Johnny asks ...
Little Johnny asks, “Mummy, where do babies come from?” “The stork brings them to us,” says his mother. Little Johnny...
Not long before her wedding ...
Not long before her wedding, Melody discovered that her father’s new young wife had purchased the same dress as Melody’s...
An old lady phoned the hospital ...
An old lady phoned the hospital and asked if she could check on a patient. “I can do that for...
A few weeks before her birthday ...
A few weeks before her birthday, Gemma asked her mother an important question. “I ask Santa for presents at Christmas,...
Two women were having coffee ...
Two women were having coffee and discussing how life had changed. “Getting old isn’t as terrible as I thought it...
Little Suzie was on a park bench ...
Little Suzie was on a park bench, stuffing her face with chocolate. An old lady came over and said,...
An 86-year-old man visited the doctor ...
An 86-year-old man visited the doctor for a check-up. “I’ve never felt better,” the man said. “I have a 20-year-old...
A young boy enters a barbershop ...
A young boy enters a barbershop. The barber whispers to his customer, “This right here is the dumbest kid in...
A primary school teacher asked ...
A primary school teacher asked her class to use the word “definitely” in a sentence. “The sky is definitely blue,”...
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