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Imagine coming across King Kong in the jungle! Source: Getty Images

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Daily Joke: An explorer goes in search of King Kong

He came to a clearing and right there before him was the imposing figure of King Kong.

Written byCalista Bruschi

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Daily Joke: The secret to a long life

Daily Joke: The secret to a long life

A man asked an old-timer what the secret was to his longevity and he told him it involved porridge.

Written byCalista Bruschi

The old man told him a secret involving a regular bowl of porridge. Source: Getty Images

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Daily Joke: John and Mary become bank robbers

Daily Joke: John and Mary become bank robbers

Mary does the actual robbing at gunpoint inside the banks, while John waits outside as the getaway driver.

Written byCalista Bruschi

John and Mary had some stories to tell in their old age. Source: Getty Images

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Daily Joke: Did you hear the one about the goldfish?

Daily Joke: Did you hear the one about the goldfish?

I once had a goldfish that could breakdance...

Written byCalista Bruschi

"Have you heard these jokes about goldfish?" Source: Getty Images

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Daily Joke: A young boy’s first time camping

Daily Joke: A young boy’s first time camping

After they set up camp he asks his dad where he can go to the toilet.

Written byCalista Bruschi

It was the first time the boy had gone camping with his dad. Source: Getty Images

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Daily Joke: I need a raise

Daily Joke: I need a raise

There was some haggling involved before the employer finally gave in and offered an increase.

Written byCalista Bruschi

"I need a raise..." Source: Getty Images

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Daily Joke: The Thermos flask

Daily Joke: The Thermos flask

"What's this?" he asks the assistant.

Written byCalista Bruschi

He thought the Thermos was a great idea. Source: Getty

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Daily Joke: I’ve come for a second opinion

Daily Joke: I’ve come for a second opinion

The consultant looked down his nose at the scruffy man who shuffled into his room.

Written byCalista Bruschi

After a quick examination, the consultant asked the man if he'd been to see anyone else. Source: Getty Images

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Daily Joke: A truck driver pulls into a service station

Daily Joke: A truck driver pulls into a service station

He orders his meal and also asks for a glass of water.

Written byCalista Bruschi

He'd been hauling all day and wanted to stop for a bite to eat. Source: Getty Images

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Daily Joke: Salesman of the Year

Daily Joke: Salesman of the Year

The salesman at a local suit retailer was determined to sell a cheap suit to a reluctant customer.

Written byCalista Bruschi

The salesman knew exactly what to say to get this customer to buy the suit. Source: Stock Photo/Getty Images

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