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The animals had enlisted in the army. Source: Getty Images

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Daily Joke: A rabbit, a fox and a bear enlist in the army

None of the three are very happy about it and the only chance they have to avoid it is by being rejected during the medical exam.

Written byCalista Bruschi

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Daily Joke: A husband, the wife and the pharmacist

Daily Joke: A husband, the wife and the pharmacist

Tearfully she explained, "It's the pharmacist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone."

Written byCalista Bruschi

The man raced down to the pharmacy to demand an apology for his wife. Source: Getty Images

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Daily Joke: Three dinosaurs in the desert

Daily Joke: Three dinosaurs in the desert

"I have three wishes, so I'll give one to each of you," the genie announces.

Written byCalista Bruschi

Three dinosaurs are running across the desert when they come across a lamp. Source: Getty Images

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Daily Joke: A cake walks into a bar

Daily Joke: A cake walks into a bar

After a while he notices everyone's been staring at him since he arrived.

Written byCalista Bruschi

A cake walks into a bar and orders a drink. Source: Getty Images

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Daily Joke: Tell me why you should be released

Daily Joke: Tell me why you should be released

The prison officer wanted to hear from the prisoner why he should be released.

Written byCalista Bruschi

A man was presenting for his parole hearing. Source: Getty Images

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Daily Joke: The old shoe maker

Daily Joke: The old shoe maker

Artie was both amazed and thrilled as the old man searched for the shoes.

Written byCalista Bruschi

The old man had been running the business for more than 30 years. Source: Getty Images

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Daily Joke: Racing geese for sale and other feathery jokes

Daily Joke: Racing geese for sale and other feathery jokes

A flock of geese pass by overhead, in classic 'V' formation.

Written byCalista Bruschi

A few jokes about geese. Source: Getty Images

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Daily Joke: Two mints are arguing in a bar

Daily Joke: Two mints are arguing in a bar

All of a sudden an Extra Strong Mint walks in and they both hide under the table until he finishes his drink and leaves.

Written byCalista Bruschi

They were arguing about who was the hardest and who would win in a fight. Source: Getty Images

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Daily Joke: Little Billy’s toilet trick

Daily Joke: Little Billy’s toilet trick

All the other women smirked and looked judgmentally at Billy's mum as her face turned red as a tomato.

Written byCalista Bruschi

Boy! Grandpa is in for a bit of a shock. Source: Getty Images

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Daily Joke: Mr Carrot was riding his motorcycle

Daily Joke: Mr Carrot was riding his motorcycle

Suddenly a car cuts in front of him and he goes flying off his bike.

Written byCalista Bruschi

How was Mrs Carrot going to tell the Carrot kids? Source: Getty Images

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