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"Well what would you like for our anniversary?" John asks. Source: Pexels.

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Daily Joke: John asks his wife what gift she wants for their anniversary

"Would you like a new fur coat?"

Written byRachael Rosel

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Daily Joke: A police officer caught a farmer speeding

Daily Joke: A police officer caught a farmer speeding

He kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.

Written byRachael Rosel

The officer started to lecture the farmer and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable. Source: Getty.

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Daily Joke: A man bought a horse from a farmer

Daily Joke: A man bought a horse from a farmer

The man said: “I’m going to raffle him off.”

Written byRachael Rosel

A man bought a horse from a farmer for $250. Source: Pexels.

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Daily Joke: A motorist was driving by a farm

Daily Joke: A motorist was driving by a farm

"Oh, about $200 today," said the farmer.

Written byRachael Rosel

The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened. Source: Pexels.

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Daily Joke: A woman was insulted by the pharmacist

Daily Joke: A woman was insulted by the pharmacist

Before he could say more than a word or two, the pharmacist piped up.

Written byRachael Rosel

"The phone was still ringing and getting me more than a bit annoyed." Source: Getty.

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Daily Joke: Five men walk into a bar

Daily Joke: Five men walk into a bar

They raise their glasses for a toast...

Written byRachael Rosel

"A round of drinks for me and my friends." Source: Getty.

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Daily Joke: A foreman ordered his worker to dig a hole

Daily Joke: A foreman ordered his worker to dig a hole

After the job was done, the boss returned and explained an error had been made...

Written byRachael Rosel

He wanted a hole eight metres deep. Source: Pexels.

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Daily Joke: A juggler gets stopped by the police

Daily Joke: A juggler gets stopped by the police

"What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?"

Written byRachael Rosel

The juggler gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches masterfully. Source: Getty.

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Daily Joke: An attorney got home after a very tough day

Daily Joke: An attorney got home after a very tough day

While he was in the bath, the phone rang.

Written byRachael Rosel

Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub. Source: Pexels.

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Daily Joke: Three elderly people were talking over a game of cards

Daily Joke: Three elderly people were talking over a game of cards

"So what do you want them to say about you in 50 years?"

Written byRachael Rosel

They were chatting over a game of cards. Source: Pexels.

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