Daily Joke: A travel agent treated an elderly couple to a holiday

A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an older lady and gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters displaying glamorous destinations around the world. The agent had had a good week and the dejected couple looking in the window gave him a rare feeling of generosity.

He called them into his shop: “I know that on your pension you could never hope to have a holiday, so I am sending you off to a fabulous resort at my expense, and I won’t take no for an answer.”

He took them inside and asked his secretary to write two flight tickets and book a room in a five star hotel. They, as can be expected, gladly accepted, and were off!

About a month later the little old lady came in to his shop.

“And how did you like your holiday?” he asked eagerly.

“The flight was exciting and the room was lovely,” she said. “I’ve come to thank you. But, one thing puzzled me. Who was that old fart I had to share the room with?”

Daily Joke: A man did the weekly supermarket shop

With his wife sick in bed, a man did the weekly supermarket shop. By the time he reached the checkout, his cart was overflowing. Behind him in the line was a little old lady with just a loaf of bread and some butter.

He turned to her and said: “Is that all you have dear?”

Her face lit up and she said: “Yes, it is.”

“Well,” he said. “If I were you I’d have a seat because I’m gonna be a while.”

Daily Joke: Little Johnny went to Sunday School

At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny, a child in the kindergarten class, seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam’s ribs.

Later in the week his mother noticed him lying as though he was ill, and asked: “Johnny what is the matter?”

Little Johnny responded: “I have a pain in my side. I think I’m going to have a wife!”

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