Three hilarious jokes about marriage

Oct 19, 2019
"Why is the lady wearing white?" Source: Getty.

Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A 60 year old millionaire is getting married

A 60 year old millionaire is getting married and throws a big wedding reception.

His friends are quite jealous and in a quiet moment one of them asks him how he landed such a hot 23 year old beauty.

“Simple,” grins the millionaire. “I faked my age.”

His friends are really amazed and ask him how much he said.

“Well”, he replied. “I said I was 87!”

Starts at 60 Daily Joke: Newlyweds wake up one morning

A newlywed couple wake up one morning on their honeymoon and the man suggests: “Darling, why don’t you brew us some coffee?”

The wife looks confused and says: “But that’s your task, honey.”

“What? Why?”

“It’s all over the Bible, dearest,” she tells him.

“The Bible says nothing about who’s supposed to be brewing coffee!”

The wife grabs hold of a copy and starts flipping pages at random: “See? It’s everywhere: Hebrews, Hebrews, Hebrews.”

Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A boy asks his mum a question

A little boy looks at his mum at a wedding and says: “Mummy, why is the girl dressed all in white?”

His mum answers: “The girl is called a bride and she is in white because she’s very happy and this is the happiest day of her life.”

The boy nods and then says: “Okay, and why is the boy all in black?”

Need another laugh? Have a look at some of our other great jokes here.

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