Daily Joke: The new supermarket

A new supermarket opened in Chatswood, Sydney.

The store has an automatic water misting machine to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and smell the scent of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and there’s a scent of fresh hay.

In the meat department, there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.

When you approach the egg shelf, you hear hens clucking and cackling, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalising smell of freshly baked bread and cookies.

I don’t buy toilet paper there anymore.

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