Daily Joke: These are like clockwork

Nov 19, 2021
These six jokes about clocks are timeless! Source: Makabera / Pixabay

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look grandpa, no hands!

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Yesterday, I ate a clock.

It was very time-consuming.

Especially when I went back for seconds.

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My neighbour taped some clocks and watches on his belt.

I guess you might call that a ‘waist of time’.

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I just got a job as a cuckoo in a cuckoo clock.

It’s not the best job in the world, but it gets me out of the house.

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The other day I saw a huge sign advertising a bunch of clocks.

I guess it’s just a sign of the times.

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A man goes to buy a clock.

He’s browsing in the clock shop. Suddenly he hears a little voice, “Get digital. You probably can’t read analogue.”

Startled, he looks around. Nobody is there.

A few minutes later, he hears another little voice, “Your shoes belong in a museum!”

He spins around. No one there.

As he walks on, he hears another little voice, “Your face looks like a baked potato.”

He looks around but nobody is near him.

He storms over to the store manager.

“What’s going on, who keeps insulting me?”

The manager apologises. “I’m sorry. It’s the wind- up watches.”

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