Daily Joke: That old desert island

One day, a guy who had been stranded on a desert island, all alone, for 10 years sees an unusual speck on the horizon. “It’s certainly not a ship,” he says to himself.

As the speck gets closer, the man rules out the possibility of a small boat, then even a raft.

Suddenly, emerging from the surf and walking towards him is a drop-dead gorgeous woman wearing a wetsuit and scuba gear. She approaches the stunned guy and asks, “How long has it been since you had a cigarette?”

“Ten years,” he says.

She reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a packet of fresh cigarettes. The man takes a long drag and says, “Man, oh, man! Is that ever good!”

She then asks him, “How long has it been since you’ve had a sip of bourbon?”

Trembling, he replies, “Ten years.”

She reaches over, unzips a waterproof pocket on her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and gives it to him. He opens the flask, takes a long swig and says, “Wow, that’s absolutely fantastic!”

Then, the woman starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down the front of her wetsuit. She looks at the man seductively and says, “And how long has it been since you’ve played around?”

The guy, with tears in his eyes, replies, “Oh my goodness! Don’t tell me you have golf clubs in there?!”

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