Daily Joke: Two men needed some wood

Feb 05, 2021
They drove their truck to a building supplies store. Source: Pexels.

Two men needed some wood, so they drove their truck to a building supplies store.

One of them walked inside to the front desk and said, “We need some four-by-twos.”

“You mean two-by-fours, don’t you?” the worker asked.

“Let me go check,” replied the man, and he went back to the truck.

“Yeah, I meant two-by-fours,” he said, returning a few moments later.

“Alright. How long do you need them?”

The customer paused for a minute to think and then finally said, “I’d better go check.”

After a while he returned to the office and said, “A long time. We’re building a house.”

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