Daily Joke: A vegetarian devises a sneaky plan

A vegetarian who’s been leading a local plant-based eating group is disappointed he’s never been able to eat pork.

To avoid getting caught doing so, he decides to fly to a remote tropical island.

Upon arrival, he immediately gets himself a table at a restaurant and orders the most expensive pork dish on the menu.

As he’s waiting for it to be served, he hears his name being called from across the restaurant.

He looks up to see 10 of his loyal vegetarian group members approaching. Just his luck – they’d chosen the same time to visit the same location!

Right at that moment, the waiter comes out with a huge silver tray carrying a whole roasted pig with an apple in its mouth.

The vegetarian looks up sheepishly at his members and says, “Wow! You order an apple in this place and look how it’s served!”

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