Daily Joke: A pirate goes to a skin clinic

May 27, 2023
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A pirate had spent a lot of time in the sun, so he decided to go to the skin clinic and get the moles on his back checked out by a specialist.

The specialist takes a close look at them and says, “It is okay, they’re benign.”

The pirate replies “Check again, I think there be 11.”


What is a pirate’s least favourite letter?

Your boat has been impounded due to unpaid loan repayments.


A pirate walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.

The bartender says, “You know what? A couple of days ago I saw a pirate with a cow on his shoulder.”

The pirate says, “Yarr, I bet he don’t know how to milk a parrot.”

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