A pirate had spent a lot of time in the sun, so he decided to go to the skin clinic and get the moles on his back checked out by a specialist.
The specialist takes a close look at them and says, “It is okay, they’re benign.”
The pirate replies “Check again, I think there be 11.”
What is a pirate’s least favourite letter?
Your boat has been impounded due to unpaid loan repayments.
A pirate walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender says, “You know what? A couple of days ago I saw a pirate with a cow on his shoulder.”
The pirate says, “Yarr, I bet he don’t know how to milk a parrot.”