Daily Joke: A millionaire hosted a party by his pool

Once there was a millionaire who collected live crocodiles. He kept them in the pool at the back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single.

One day he decided to throw a huge party. During the event he took to the stage and announced: “My dear guests, I have a proposition to make to every man here. I will give a million dollars or my daughter to the brave man who can swim across this pool full of crocodiles and emerge alive!”

As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large splash. Everyone looked down to see a man in the water screaming out of fear and swimming with all he could. The crowd cheered him on as he kept stroking madly.

Finally, he made it to the other side with only a torn shirt and some minor injuries. The millionaire was impressed.

He said: “My boy that was incredible! Fantastic! I didn’t think it could be done! Well I must keep my end of the bargain. Do you want my daughter or the million dollars?”

“I don’t want your money or your daughter! I just want to know who the hell pushed me in that damn water!”

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