A dog walks into the bar, jumps up on the stool and says to the bartender, “Hey barkeep, it’s my birthday today. How ’bout a free drink?”
The bartender turns, looks at the dog and nods his head, “Sure pal, toilet’s right down the hall.”
A dog walks into a bar. The dog says, “Gimme a beer.”
The bartender says, “Wow! You can talk! You should get a job at the circus!”
The dog says, “They’re hiring electricians at the circus?”
A dog walks into a bar. Bartender nods and says, “Hey dog, haven’t seen you in a while, how are things going?”
Dog looks at him sadly and replies, “Ruff.”
A dog walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, get me a jack … and Coke.”
“Sure thing, but what’s with the small pause?” asks the bartender.
“I don’t know, I’ve had them my whole life.”
Starts at 60 Members get a whole lot more value here. It’s free to join and you’ll get:
What are you waiting for?