Daily Joke: A dog walks into a bar

A dog walks into the bar, jumps up on the stool and says to the bartender, “Hey barkeep, it’s my birthday today. How ’bout a free drink?”

The bartender turns, looks at the dog and nods his head, “Sure pal, toilet’s right down the hall.”

———-

A dog walks into a bar. The dog says, “Gimme a beer.”

The bartender says, “Wow! You can talk! You should get a job at the circus!”

The dog says, “They’re hiring electricians at the circus?”

———-

A dog walks into a bar. Bartender nods and says, “Hey dog, haven’t seen you in a while, how are things going?”

Dog looks at him sadly and replies, “Ruff.”

———-

A dog walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, get me a jack … and Coke.”

“Sure thing, but what’s with the small pause?” asks the bartender.

“I don’t know, I’ve had them my whole life.”

Need another laugh? Have a look at some of our other great jokes here.