Daily Joke: A CEO walks into an office

Dec 08, 2020
He asks for help with a machine. Source: Getty.

The CEO of a business walks into an office with a piece of paper in his hand.

Turning to a man sitting next to a shredding machine, he asks, “Do you know how to operate this thing? I have an important paper here and I want to make sure this is done right.”

“Sure,” the man answers. “Just put the paper in here and press this button.”

The CEO does so, saying, “Great. And where do the copies come out?”

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