My friend once called a few house painters to his house for some work. He wanted them to paint his porch.
After a few hours, the house painters came back for the payment, as their work was complete.
Before leaving, they told my friend that they’d enjoyed painting his car, even if it wasn’t really a Porsche.
A family was having dinner when the youngest boy asked his father whether worms tasted nice.
Both parents reprimanded the little boy and told him that such things shouldn’t be discussed over the dinner table.
When the father asked the boy after dinner why he had asked such a question, he replied, “Papa, I think worms must taste okay because there was one in your noodles.”
As a group of robbers entered the bank, their leader went to the manager and asked him to open the vault.
He then threatened the manager, saying, “If you try anything smart, you’re fiction.”
Confused, the manager asked him, “Don’t you mean ‘You’re history’?”
The robber angrily replied, “Do not change the subject, okay?”