Daily Joke: 65 years of marriage

After 65 years of marriage, my grandpa still calls grandma ‘honey’, ‘sweetie’, ‘baby’ and ‘sugar’.

I asked him for the secret to keep love alive so long.

He said, “I forgot her name 10 years ago, and I’m afraid to ask.”

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A couple has a baby. For four years he makes no sound, does not speak.

Then one day the mother gives him soup, he says, “This soup is cold.”

The parents are amazed and ask, “If you can talk, why have you not spoken before?”

The child replies, “Up to now everything has been satisfactory!”

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There’s nothing sweeter than a baby’s laughter …

Unless it’s 3am.

And you’re home alone.

And you don’t have a baby.

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