Daily Joke: A little girl watches her mum make roast beef

One day a little girl was watching her mum make roast beef. She cut off the ends, wrapped it in string, seasoned it and set it in the roasting pan.

The little girl asked her mum why she cut off the ends of the roast. The mum replied, after some thought, that it was the way that her mother had done it.

That night the grandma came to dinner and the little girl and her mum went to her and asked why she had cut the end off of the roast before cooking. After some thought grandma replied, that was the way her mother had done it.

Now great grandmother was quite old and in a nursing home. But the little girl went with her mum and grandma to see her and again asked the question.

The great grandmother looked at them a bit annoyed and said: “So it would fit in the pan, of course.”

Daily Joke: The owner of a pharmacy sees an unwell man

The owner of a pharmacy walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. He asks his employee: “What’s with that guy over there by the wall?”

“Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough,” the worker says. “I couldn’t find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxatives.”

The owner says: “You idiot! You can’t treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives!”

The worker says: “Of course, you can! Look at him; he’s too afraid to cough!”

Daily Joke: A father is asked what his son wants to do

A father is asked by his friend: “Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?”

“Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector,” he replies.

To this his friend responds: “Strange ambition to have for a career.”

“Well, he thinks that garbage collectors only work on Tuesdays!”

Need another laugh? Have a look at some of our other great jokes here.