Daily Joke: A man and a boy walked into a barbershop

A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment – shave, shampoo, manicure and haircut – he placed the boy in the chair.

“I’m going to buy a green tie to wear for the parade,” the man said. “I’ll be back in a few minutes.”

When the boy’s haircut was completed and the man still hadn’t returned, the barber said: “Looks like your daddy’s forgotten all about you.”

“That wasn’t my daddy,” said the boy. “He just walked up, took me by the hand and said, ‘Come on, son, we’re gonna get a free haircut!'”

Daily Joke: A young man and his bride to be rush into the church

A young man and his pretty bride rush in to see the minister at their local church.

“We want to get married, Reverend. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you please do a quick ceremony?”

The minister is amused. He marries the two love birds, takes his money but then hesitates and asks: “I know you two are in love, but I would be remiss not to caution you that it is not wise to marry in a hurry. Why are you two in such a rush anyway?”

Rushing his new wife out before him the young man runs into the street shouting over his shoulder: “Because we are parked in a ‘no stopping’ zone!”

Daily Joke: An applicant was filling out a job application

An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question “Have you ever been arrested?”, he wrote “No”.

The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the previous question, was: “Why?”

The applicant answered it anyway: “Never got caught.”

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