Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A woman left her purse on a bus

The woman began pilling the items back into her bag. Source: Pixabay.

A woman stepped off a bus and realised she had left her purse onboard. When she turned around, the bus was already long gone.

She called the bus company and was relieved to find out the bus driver had found her bag. When she went to pick it up, a man handed her two typewritten pages and a box containing the contents of her purse.

“We’re required to inventory lost wallets and purses,” he explained. “You’ll find everything in there.”

“Do you mind if we watch,” the man added, as the woman began pilling the items back into her bag. “Even though we all tried, none of us could fit everything into your purse.

“We just have to see how you do it!”

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