Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A scantily-clad woman walked into church

"You can't come into church like that." Source: Pexels.

A woman walked into church one day with a see-through blouse on. The priest was quick to stop her before she entered.

“Excuse me ma’am, you can’t come into church like that,” he told the woman. 

“Yes, I can,” she replied. “I have a divine right.”

The priest shook his head at the woman, saying: “You have a divine left as well, my dear but you still can’t come in here without a hat.”

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