Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A wife and husband talked in their sleep

A wife and husband both talked in their sleep. While she loved auctions, his main hobby was golf.

The other night, during a deep sleep, the man yelled: “Fore!”

His wife, also in a deep sleep and not missing a beat, yelled back: “Four fifty!”

Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A foreman had ten very lazy men working for him

A foreman had ten very lazy men working for him. One day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change.

“I’ve got a really easy job today for the laziest one among you,” he announced. “Will the laziest man please put his hand up.”

Nine hands went up.

“Why didn’t you put your hand up?” he asked the tenth man.

“Too much trouble,” came the reply.

Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A four-year-old son was eating an apple

A four-year-old son was eating an apple in the back seat of the car, when he asked: “Daddy, why is my apple turning brown?”

“Because,” his dad explained, “After you ate the skin off, the meat of the apple came into contact with the air, which caused it to oxidise, thus changing the molecular structure and turning it into a different colour.”

There was a long silence. Then the son asked softly: “Daddy, are you talking to me?”

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