Starts at 60 Daily Joke: An atheist asks a little girl a question

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane. He turned to her and said: “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”

“What would you want to talk about?” the little girl replied to the stranger. 

“Oh I don’t know,” the atheist said. “How about why there is no God or no heaven or Hell, or no life after death?”

“Okay,” she said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turn out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says: “Hmmm, I have no idea”.

To which the little girls replies: “Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don’t know shit?”

She then went back to reading her book.

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