Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A priest got pulled over for speeding

Father O’Reilly was driving home when he was stopped for speeding. The police officer smelled alcohol on the priest’s breath and then saw an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.

He said: “Father, have you been drinking?”

“Only water,” replied Father O’Reilly.

The policeman asked: “Then how come I can smell wine?”

The priest looked at the bottle and said: “Good Lord! He’s done it again.”

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