Daily Joke: Morris went to get a physical

"You're really doing great, aren't you?" Source: Pexels.

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.

After thoroughly checking over the man, the doctor gave his diagnosis and sent Morrison on his way.

A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

A couple of days later, the doctor called Morris back in for a follow up and said, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?”

Morris replied, “Just doing what you said, Doc. Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.”

The doctor said, “I didn’t say that. I said, You’ve got a heart murmur – be careful.”

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