Mick was going out of town and asked his brother, Paddy, to do him a favour.
“I’m going on a business trip soon and if my wife gives birth while I’m away I want you, dear brother, to name the twins,” said Mick.
“It’d be an honour to do that for you, Mick,” Paddy replied.
A month later Paddy called Mick and said: “Hello Mick, your wife’s given birth to a boy and a girl, they’re beautiful.”
“That’s wonderful, Paddy! So, what did you call them?” Mick asked.
“I called the girl Denise,” said Paddy. “That’s beautiful,” Mick replied. “And what about the boy?”
“I called the boy De-nephew.”