A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
A year later, there’s another knock at the door. He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, “What was that all about?”
A snail goes to buy a car. The salesman is surprised when the snail picks out a fast, expensive sports car.
He’s even more surprised when the snail requires that a big red ‘S’ be painted on both sides.
“Why would you want such a thing?” asked the salesman.
The snail replied, “I want people to say, ‘Look at that S car go!’”
A turtle was walking down the street when all of a sudden a snail came up to him and robbed him.
When the policemen showed up, they asked the turtle what happened.
“I don’t know,” he said. “It all happened so fast!”