Daily Joke: Have you heard these funny snail jokes?

May 03, 2023
Why did the snail cross the road? Source: Getty Images

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.

He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.

He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.

A year later, there’s another knock at the door. He opens it and sees the same snail.

The snail says, “What was that all about?”


A snail goes to buy a car. The salesman is surprised when the snail picks out a fast, expensive sports car.

He’s even more surprised when the snail requires that a big red ‘S’ be painted on both sides.

“Why would you want such a thing?” asked the salesman.

The snail replied, “I want people to say, ‘Look at that S car go!’”


A turtle was walking down the street when all of a sudden a snail came up to him and robbed him.

When the policemen showed up, they asked the turtle what happened.

“I don’t know,” he said. “It all happened so fast!”

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