Little Johnny and his friend argued about whose grandpa was better.
“My grandpa doesn’t need a walking stick,” Little Johnny boasted.
“Yeah well my grandpa can still drive,” his friend replied.
“Oh yeah?” Little Johnny said as he puffed out his chest. “Well, my grandpa doesn’t even use glasses!”
His friend shook his head and replied: “That’s not true!”
“Yes it is!” Johnny yelled back. “He drinks straight from the bottle!”
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