Daily Joke: Emily was pulling a cow by a rope

Mrs Primly was walking down the village street when she saw young Emily pulling a cow by a rope.

“Goodness me!” she exclaimed. “What on earth are you doing with that?”

“I’m taking this cow to the bull,” Emily replied.

“The bull! What a thing to ask a young girl to do. Can’t your father do it?”

“Oh no,” replied the girl, “it has to be the bull.”

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