Starts at 60 Daily Joke: An employer was having a meeting with his workers

An employer was having a meeting with his workers about how they were abusing their sick-leave.

To prove his point, the employer held up the morning edition of the newspaper with a photo of one of the workers on the front page holding a trophy from his win at a local golf tournament with an almost perfect score.

“This man,” he announced, “called in sick yesterday!”

There was a moment of silence in the room before a worker up the back piped up.

“Wow,” he said. “Think of the score he could have had if he hadn’t been sick!”

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