Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A woman takes her teenage daughter to the doctors

The doctor gives the girl a good examination. Source: Pexels.

A woman takes her teenage daughter to the doctors. The doctor says: “Okay, Ma’am, what’s the problem?”

The mother answers: “It’s my daughter. She keeps getting these cravings, she’s putting on weight and she is sick most mornings.”

The doctor gives the girl a good examination, then turns to the mother and says: “Well, I don’t know how to tell you this but your daughter is pregnant. In fact, she’s about four months along.”

The mother shouts: “Pregnant?! She can’t be, she has never been left alone with a man! Have you, darling?”

The daughter says: “No mother! I’ve never even kissed a man!”

The doctor walks over to the window and stares outside. A few minutes pass before the mother says: “Is there something wrong out there, doctor?”

The doctor replies: “No, not at all. It’s just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I just don’t want to miss it this time around!”

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