Daily Joke: This club has standards

Jul 12, 2021
When he got to the door the bouncer turned him away. Source: Getty Images

“I’m sorry you can’t come in here, you have to wear a tie,” said the bouncer at a night club.

The man goes back to his car, but can only find a set of jumper leads. He slings them around his neck and walks back to the night club.

“Will this do?” he asked the bouncer.

“Yeah, fine. Just don’t start anything.”

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