A travelling salesman was about to check in at a hotel when he noticed a charming lady giving him the eye. In a casual manner he walked over and spoke to her as though he had known her all his life. Both walked back to the reception desk and checked in as Mr and Mrs.
After a three-day stay the man walked up to the desk and informed the clerk that he would be checking out. The clerk presented him with the bill, which was for $1,750.
“There seems to be a mistake here,” the man protested. “I have been here only three days!”
“Yes,” replied the clerk, “but your wife has been here a month.”