Daily Joke: Table topping

Jun 22, 2021
"I'll have what they're having." Source: Getty Images

A woman goes to her doctor to complain that her husband is losing interest in her. “It’s been so long since we’ve been intimate,” she says.
The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it is still experimental and tells her it would be best to slip it into some mashed potatoes at dinner. So that night, at dinner, the woman does exactly as the doctor told her.
A week later, the woman is back at the doctor’s. “Doc, the pill worked great. I put it in the potatoes as you suggested. I reckon it was about five minutes before he jumped up, swiped all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me and ravished me right there on the table,” she says.
The doctor was astonished. “I’m sorry. We had no idea the pill was that strong. I’ll talk to the foundation, but they will likely be happy to compensate you for any damages.”
“Nah!” says the woman. “That’s okay. We aren’t going back to that restaurant anyway.”

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