Daily Joke: A shy guy approaches an attractive woman in a bar

May 02, 2020
The woman came over later and apologised for her behaviour in the bar. Source: Pexels.

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively: “Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?”

To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs: “No, I won’t sleep with you tonight!”

Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologises. She smiles at him and says: “I’m sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I’m a graduate student in psychology and I’m studying how people respond to embarrassing situations”.

To which he responds, at the top of his lungs: “What do you mean your services cost $200?!”

An exasperated mother is tired of her cheeky son

An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him: “How do you expect to get into heaven?”

The boy thought it over and said: “Well, I’ll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St Peter says: ‘For Heaven’s sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!’.”

A man spots a sign outside a house

A guy spots a sign outside a house that reads: “Talking Dog for Sale”. Intrigued, he walks in.

“So what have you done with your life?” he asks the dog.

“I’ve led a very full life,” says the dog. “I lived in the Alps rescuing avalanche victims. Then I served my country in Iraq. And now I spend my days reading to the residents of a retirement home.”

The guy is flabbergasted. He asks the dog’s owner: “Why on Earth would you want to get rid of an incredible dog like that?”

The owner says: “Because he’s a liar! He never did any of that!”

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