One evening, in a busy lounge in America’s deep south, a reindeer walked in the door, went up to the bar and ordered a martini.
Without batting an eye, the bartender mixed and poured the drink, set it in front of the reindeer and accepted the 20-dollar note from the reindeer’s hoof.
As he handed the reindeer some coins in change, he said, “You know, I think you’re the first reindeer I’ve ever seen in here.”
The reindeer looked hard at the change and said, “Well, let me tell you something, buddy. At these prices, I’m the last reindeer you’ll see in here.”