Daily Joke: David had been extremely anxious for years - Starts at 60

Daily Joke: David had been extremely anxious for years

Jan 04, 2021
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It got to the point where his compulsive worrying was ruining his life, so he went to a psychiatrist. Source: Getty.

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David had been extremely anxious for years. It got to the point where his compulsive worrying was ruining his life, so he went to a psychiatrist, who recommended that David hire a professional worrier.

After he’d been working with the specialist for a few months, David’s friend John noticed a change. “What happened?” John asked. “You don’t worry about anything anymore.”

“I hired a professional worrier!” David answered.

“That must cost a fortune,” John said.

“Yes, he charges $3,000 a month,” David said sheepishly.

“Three thousand dollars! How can you ever afford to pay him?” John exclaimed.

“I don’t know,” David said. “That’s his problem.”

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