Daily Joke: My husband’s ashes

May 19, 2021
He pointed to an exquisite vase. Source: Getty Images

An insurance agent, who was talking to a prospective client at her home, pointed to an exquisite vase on the sideboard and asked, “Do you keep anything in it?”

“Yes,” she replied. “My husband’s ashes.”

“Oh, I am so sorry,” the agent apologised. “I did not know your husband was deceased.”

“He’s not. He’s just too lazy to look for the missing ashtray.”

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