John asks his wife Mary what gift she wants to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary.
“Would you like a new fur coat?” he asks.
“Not really,” says Mary.
“Well how about a new Mercedes-Benz sports car?” says John.
“No,” she responds.
“What about a new holiday home in the country?” he suggests.
She again rejects his offer with a “No thanks.”
“Well what would you like for our anniversary?” John asks.
“John, I’d like a divorce,” answers Mary.
John paused. “Oh Mary, I wasn’t planning to spend that much…”