Daily Joke: John asks his wife what gift she wants for their anniversary

Jan 27, 2021
"Well what would you like for our anniversary?" John asks. Source: Pexels.

John asks his wife Mary what gift she wants to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary.

“Would you like a new fur coat?” he asks.

“Not really,” says Mary.

“Well how about a new Mercedes-Benz sports car?” says John.

“No,” she responds.

“What about a new holiday home in the country?” he suggests.

She again rejects his offer with a “No thanks.”

“Well what would you like for our anniversary?” John asks.

“John, I’d like a divorce,” answers Mary.

John paused. “Oh Mary, I wasn’t planning to spend that much…”

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