Daily Joke: Her first party

A young house wife was getting ready to host her first ever dinner party. As she was inexperienced, she called her neighbour old Mrs Brown over for some advice.

“How much would you spend on a bottle of wine?” the woman asked her nervously.

Mrs Brown paused for a moment to think before answering: “About half an hour, deary.”

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