Daily Joke: A couple were celebrating their 60th birthdays

Jul 19, 2020
The fairy godmother waved her magic wand and boom! The wife had the tickets in her hand. Source: Pexels.

A couple had been married for 35 years, and the pair were also celebrating their 60th birthdays. During the celebration, a fairy godmother appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them each one wish.

The wife said she wanted to travel around the world. The fairy godmother waved her magic wand and boom! The wife had the tickets in her hand.

Then it was the husband’s turn. He paused for a moment, then said boldly: “Well, I’d like to have a wife 30 years younger than I”.

The fairy godmother picked up her wand and boom! He was now 90.

A couple were renewing their vows

A couple had been married 50 years and decided they wanted to renew their vows. They were discussing the details of their second wedding with their friends. She wasn’t going to wear a traditional bridal gown, and she started describing the dress she was planning to wear.

One of her friends asked what colour shoes she had to go with her dress.

She replied: “Silver”.

At that point, her husband chimed in: “Yep, silver… to match her hair”.

Shooting a glaring look at his bald spot, her friend shot back: “So I guess you’re going barefoot”.

A young couple moved to a new neighbourhood

A young couple moved into a new neighbourhood. The next morning while they were eating breakfast, the young woman saw her neighbour hanging the wash outside.

“That laundry is not very clean,” she said. “She doesn’t know how to wash correctly. Perhaps she needs better laundry soap.” Her husband looked on, but remained silent.

Every time her neighbour would hang her washing out to dry, the young woman would make the same comments.

About one month later, the woman was surprised to see a nice clean wash on the line and said to her husband: “Look, she has learned how to wash correctly. I wonder who taught her this?”

The husband said: “I got up early this morning and cleaned our windows”.

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