An elderly married couple scheduled their annual medical examination on the same day, so they could travel together.
After the examination, the doctor said to the man: “You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?”
“In fact, I do,” said the man. “After I make love to my wife the first time, I am usually hot and sweaty. And then, after I make love to my wife the second time, I am usually cold and chilly.”
“This is very interesting,” replied the doctor. “Let me do some research and get back to you.”
After examining the elderly lady, the doctor said: “Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?”
The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns. The doctor then asked: “Your husband had an unusual concern. He claimed that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex the first time with you, and then cold and chilly after the second time. Do you know why this is?”
“Oh that old buzzard!” she replied. “That’s because the first time is usually in December and the second time is usually in July.”