Daily Joke: A woman visited her doctor

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A woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied: “I’d like to have some birth control pills.”

Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said: “Excuse me ma’am, but you’re well into menopause. What possible use could you have for birth control pills?”

The woman responded: “They help me sleep better.”

The doctor thought some more and continued: “How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep?”

“Well,” The woman said, “I put them in my daughter’s orange juice every morning and I sleep better at night.”

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