A married couple were shown into the dentist’s office, where the wife was making it clear she was in a big hurry.
“No fancy stuff, Doctor,” she ordered. “No gas or needles or any of that stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with.”
“I wish more of my patients were as stoic as you,” said the dentist admiringly. “Now, which tooth is it?”
The woman waved her husband in: “Show him which tooth, honey.”