Daily Joke: A man was walking down the street with his new pet

Nov 11, 2020
His new pet was a baby monkey. Source: Pexels.

A man was walking down the street with a baby monkey in his arms when a friend stopped him and asked what he was doing with the chimp.

“I just bought this monkey as a pet. We have no children, so he’s going to live with us – just like one of the family. He’ll even eat at the same table with us.”

“But where will he sleep?” the friend asked.

“He’ll sleep in the same bed with me and my wife,” the man answered.

“But what about the smell?” the friend asked.

“Oh, he’ll just have to get used to it, the same way I did.”

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