A man and a woman are involved in a bad car accident. Both cars are badly damaged, likely written off, but thankfully neither the man nor the woman are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, “So, you’re a man. I’m a woman. Gee, just look at our cars! There’s not much left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from a higher power that we should meet and be friends and live together for the rest of our days.”
Flattered, the man replies, “Oh yes, I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from above!”
The woman continues, “And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of wine did not break. Surely, it’s a sign that we are to drink the wine and celebrate our good fortune.”
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens the bottle and has a drink. Then he hands the bottle back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, “Aren’t you going to have some?”
The woman replies, “No, I think I’ll just sit here and wait for the police.”