Checkmate! Three hilarious jokes about playing games

Aug 01, 2020
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A man went to visit his friend and his dog

A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while.

“I can hardly believe my eyes!” he exclaimed. “That’s the smartest dog I’ve ever seen.”

“Nah, he’s not so smart,” the friend replied. “I’ve beaten him three games out of five.”

A young boy entered a barbershop

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer: “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”

The barber puts a dollar coin in one hand and a five dollar note in the other, then calls the boy over and asks: “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the coin and leaves.

“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlour.

“Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the coin instead of the note?”

The boy licked his cone and replied: “Because the day I take the note the game is over!”

Little Johnny was being quizzed by his teacher

The teacher was playing a game with Little Johnny and asked him if he knew his numbers.

“Yes,” he said. “My father taught me.”

“Good. What comes after three?”

“Four,” answered the boy.

“What comes after six?”


“Very good,” said the teacher. “Your dad did a good job. And what comes after 10?”


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