Daily joke: A juggler and the police

A policeman pulls over a juggler...

A juggler gets stopped by police on the way to his next performance.

On the seat next to him is a box full of his props, including some large knives.

The policeman asks him, “why are you driving around with large knives in your car?”

The juggler explains they part of his act.

Sceptical, the policeman asks the juggler to step out of his car and prove that he can juggle with the knives.

As the juggler is juggling the knives by the side of the road, a couple driving past slows down.

Flabbergasted, he turns to his wife and says; “Wow! I’m glad I haven’t been drinking. Look at the test they’re making you take now!”

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