Starts at 60 Daily Joke: An 80-year-old man gets married for the first time

Oct 14, 2019
One day he meets a beautiful 20-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight. Source: Getty.

An 80-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 20-year-old girl and falls in love at first sight. They get married and go to the beach for their honeymoon. When they get back, his friend says to him: “So, tell me, how was it?”

“Oh, it was beautiful,” says the man. “The sun, the sand, we made love almost every night, we…”

His friend interrupts him: “A man your age! How did you make love almost every night?”

“Oh,” says the man. “Well, we almost made love on Monday, we almost made love on Tuesday …”

Starts at 60 Daily Joke: The Chief of Police was receiving an award

The Chief of Police was receiving an award.

“Next, we have the Chief of Police Roger Ledding, who is here with his lovely wife, Beverly,” the announcer said into the microphone.

The chief took his place at the lectern and said: “I’m a little nervous getting up before this distinguished audience and speaking today. But not nearly as nervous as I will be tonight when I must go home with my wife, Audrey, and explain Beverly to her!”

Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A man’s phone rang at four in the morning

It was four in the morning when a man’s phone rang. The voice at the other end was pleasant and sweet. “I’m Mrs. Weber, and I would like to tell you that the refrigerator I bought in your store works like a charm.”

“Thank you,” the man said. “But why call me about it at four in the morning?”

Mrs. Weber said: “Because they just delivered it!”

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