An elderly man visits the doctor…

An elderly man visits the doctor for a checkup.

“Mr. Smith, you’re in great shape,” the doctor tells him. “How do you do it?”

“Well,” says the old man. “I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, and the good Lord looks out for me. For weeks now, every time I go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, he turns the light on for me.”

Concerned, the doctor finds the man’s wife in the waiting room and tells her what her husband said.

“I don’t think that’s anything to worry about,” the man’s wife says. “And on the bright side, it does explain who’s been peeing in the fridge.”

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