Two men left the pub after a long night of drinking. They jumped in their car and headed down the road.
As they were driving, all of a sudden an old man’s face appeared outside the passenger door, and he tapped lightly on the window. The man on the passenger side screamed and yelled at the driver: “Look at my window! There’s an old guy’s face there! It’s a ghost!”
The old man kept knocking, so the driver said: “Open the window a little and ask him what he wants!”
Nervously, the passenger rolled his window down and asked: “W-what do you want?”
The old man softly replied: “Do you have any tobacco?”
The passenger, terrified, looked at the driver and said: “H-he wants tobacco!”
“Well, offer him a cigarette!” the driver replied in fear.
He handed the old man a cigarette and yelled: “Step on it!”
Now going about 80 kilometres an hour, the pair finally calmed down a bit. The passenger asked: “What do you think that was?”
The driver replied: “I don’t know. I was going so fast. It had to be a ghost!”
Then all of a sudden, there was another knock on the window. Shocked, the pair saw the face of the old man again.
“There he is again!” the passenger yelled.
“Well, see what he wants now!” the driver yelled back. He rolled down the window and shakily asked: “Yes?”
“Do you have a light?” the old man quietly asked.
The passenger threw a lighter out the window and yelled: “Step on it!” They pair started going about 100 kilometres an hour, when all of a sudden they heard yet another knock.
Scared out of his mind, the passenger yelled: “What on earth do you want from us?!”
The old man replied: “You want some help getting out of the mud?”